Welcome to Thelma Loves Krack

It would be simple for me to say hey I walk dogs for a living and this is what I offer but it is so much more. My job is hardly rocket science so to go on and on repeating what you've read on every other website would feel  inauthentic.

The fact is I struggle in conventional society and the challenges of human interaction  ......HOWEVER  18 years ago I figured out that spending  day in day out galavanting in the vast array of green spaces parks and forests in Hackney and Essex with a pack of over zealous brain cell impaired comical furry nutbags is where i thrive! We are active!! Swimming diving chasing sticks throwing balls and playfully tearing each other to shreds! There is the occasional hump fest but we try to keep that to a minimum. We sing we dance we laugh...and  wrestle while burning all our excess energy and maybe a few extra calories for the win. 

In our downtime Ive found the furry retrobates  love to brush up on their behaviour skills with a group sit stay to show off on our social media and maybe a quick review of our recall and lead skills.

The day always ends with a moment to reflect on the aour day of debauchery...whether it be tug of wars won....stick steal and chase.....or best ball catcher of the day. Then breathing exercises mindful meditation and the odd butt  lick. (Usually them..not me) Followed by nap time 

We like to bring the day to a close with a pee brake before heading home for the evening to snooze with fam chilled and forfilled.

Ha....I'm a poet and didn't know it.